Fun with e-mails

I sent an e-mail out to our family members this week so that I could get new family phone books made up. This is my e-mail:

Dear Family,

Would you please send me an update on you families info for the Jones Family Phone Book. 
NAME
HOME PHONE
ADDRESS
CELL PHONE
WORK PHONE
E-MAIL
BLOG
BIRTHDAY
Please include any new little ones

Thanks for your help
Debbie

I recived a response from my funny husband while he was at work in California, that I haven't stopped laughing at.

Debbie,

Are you serious?  Especially about the new little ones?  Do you think I have a love child over here?  If so, does the love child’s mother get included in the list?  And if so, will she have her own section or will she have a subsection under our family?  And if so, what will we call her, love child’s mother or a friend with benefits?  Do I have to start a blog to be included in the directory?  Have you forgotten my birthday?  Did this help?

Garry

If you've sent me your info already, thanks if not I would love to have it soon.